April Fools joke
ever—falling in love.
Currently for sale as part of the April
Fools for Love box set
Biting Love Short Bites, Book 4
Serendipity “Sera” Braun wears glasses and a bun to teach during the
day, but at night, she adds a breast-plumping vest and dirndl for her
job hoisting beer steins at Nieman’s. The big,
leather-vest-and-earringed Viking bouncer? He’s bedsheets waiting to
get sweaty, but all he does is scowl at her. She’s trying to keep her
geriatric stripper of a granny from breaking a hip, but it’s hard when
she keeps getting distracted by that sexy, smoky baritone.
Thorvald Thorsson is bitingly lonely—every vampire around him is
mating. But his ex-fiancée rejected him as a killjoy (her exact words
were he ate rules and s*** misery), so it’s high time Fun Thor comes
out to play. No way he’d pair up with the cute but too-serious little
schoolmarm who waits tables at the bar.
Sera bridles the wicked, delicious things she’d like to do with the
muscular Viking, suppressing herself until she’s a volcano about to
blow. Then they are thrown together in a prank war, and all his potent
masculinity is focused on her. He makes her burn to let loose, but how
can she and still be responsible for Granny and set a good example?
Warning: A terribly lonely vampire, a conflicted schoolmarm with a
caged wild side, nosy roommates and the female version of a bromance,
not to mention scorching sex, swearing with the **** filled in, a whole
town full of busybodies—and the best April Fools joke ever.
This story contains material intended for mature audiences. Reader
Romance Ebooks BESTSELLER
to P&N Graphics for
the awesome cover.
Excerpt on my Blog.
A Nixie and Julian
lost her mojo!
UK, Kobo, Google
Nixie Emerson, punk rock
musician and first-time mom-to-be, has a stalker. Her band Guns and
Polkas has gone national after their big stage debut, but the price of
fame is the stalker trying to scare her into leaving the band.
Her husband, master
vampire Julian, whisks Nixie away to the Wisconsin north woods--where
they meet the stalker on the pier of their cabin and he again threatens
Julian punches him out
and the couple walks away thinking the problem is over. But when the
next evening the stalker is found dead, they find out the trouble is
Warning: contains a
cranky pregnant lady trying to control her swearing, a master vampire
appeasing his wife with food and creative sex, murder, mayhem and
several arguments over what to name the baby.
Thanks to Tibbs Design for another amazing cover.
"I can always count on Mary Hughes making me smile,
making me feel
better and just enjoying reading… Comical, loving, oh so sexy will
never go out of style." ~
Kitty, Guilty Pleasures Book Reviews
Vampires and sex and
flamingos oh my!
A Nixie and Julian Story.
musician Nixie Emerson is now married to her master vampire and life is
grand. Until the mayor “voluntells” her to assemble a pit orchestra for
Oz, Wonderful Oz,
a new Broadway-caliber musical.
Problem—she has no budget. Add in a vampire turf war and a pregnancy
that makes finding the right sexual position a challenge and running
from rogue vampires impossible, and she’s getting overwhelmed. As a
rebel who thrives on creative solos, she’s getting zilch for solo time.
Then someone blabs there’s no pay and her musicians back out. Worse,
whoever’s stealing secrets isn’t just stealing Nixie’s.
Warning: Contains wild sex, explicit violence, and a frazzled punk
heroine. Or is that explicit sex, wild violence, and a frazzled lawyer
vampire? What the heck. There’s sex, swearing, fighting and smiles.
Thanks to Tibbs Design for
the awesome cover art!
That special night for Nixie and Elena
each with their master vampire is interrupted, one by Dracula and one
by Santa Vamp.
Now available at Amazon, BN.com,
Short-shorts Biting Halloween
(originally Biting Dracula)
and Biting Christmas
(originally A Biting Christmas
Special) updated and expanded.
and Julian slide into a hot-tub honeymoon, but things turn nasty when
Santa Vamp and Mrs. Claus show up.
and Bo's honeymoon in the Dells is derailed when they get run off the
road by a vampire. They chase him, only to find out Dracula—the real
Dracula—is on the loose. Introduces Glynn Rhys-Jenkins from Biting Oz.
Warning: These titles contain vampires. Fighting, biting, loving
vampires. And adult couples trying to have sexy times on their wedding
nights. Explicit language. Slang guide included.
Thanks to Tibbs Design for
the wonderful cover!